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    Default A Christmas joke

    This old (65+) was testing his new car.
    Empty road so he decided to put the pedal to the metal, just for this time !


    Of course there was this cop seeing this and started the hunt.

    When they stopped he said to the old man : Sure is Christmas, give me óne good reason for speeding and I will let You off the hook !

    The speeder said, with a smile: Well, my wife left me for a police a year ago
    and I was worried that it was You and that You wanted to return her !


    No ticket that day

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    Lol, brilliant.

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    Working fine then, have a great trip

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    LOL

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    Very Good! Here's one... A Horse Walks into a Bar...Barman says 'Why the Long Face?

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    A couple of Christmas crackers there - but why are men always making jokes about their wives - past and present?

    (Need to get busy finding some husband/ex-husband ones now!)

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    Catherine, if you want a joke about men: -

    "My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't."
    "The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him)."
    "When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him."


    ***disclaimer*** the reproduction of these jokes does not mean belief in any of the sentiments demonstrated here... except perhaps for the first one

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    But for some more 'cracker' jokes:

    -What is black and white and noisy? A zebra with a drum kit

    -What lies in a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby

    -What is green and stands in the corner? A naughty frog

    -Why can't a bike stand up by itself? Because it's two-tired

    -What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible


    ...and one of my faves:

    -What do you call a blind dinosaur? A doyouthinkhesawus

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    Louise, (re. the husband jokes)

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