Hiya,
i was talking to a mate and she began to mother me with the risks of going out to the new forest, grass snakes, adders ect so i decided to make up a list of excuses...
Grass snake plan is to ambush before there too warm, so i have a chance to get away... though its not my fault if they force me into the water...
osprey - not my fault it lands on my head and takes the fish i taped there, to get a good "close up"
Deer - not my fault the mum head butts me for asking babe to strike poses.
Cute baby coming home, it sliped into the bag when i wasnt looking and any way my house mate demanded i bring one home so her fault really...
im sure we can come up with some better ones....
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