Female drivers

[dig deep]

Damn women drivers!
Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are...

This morning on the highway on the way to work, I looked over
To my left and there was a

Woman

In a brand new Cadillac

Doing 80 mph

With her face up next to her rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away
For a couple seconds...

To continue shaving

And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped
My electric shaver

Which knocked

The donut Out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car

Using my knees against
The steering wheel,

It knocked

My Cell Phone
Away from my ear

Which fell

Into the coffee

Between my legs!

Splashed,

And burned

Big Peter and the Twins,

Ruined the damn phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!

[rolf]

LOL, very good Chris.

[Catherine]

- and totally believable!