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This old (65+) was testing his new car.
Empty road so he decided to put the pedal to the metal, just for this time !
Of course there was this cop seeing this and started the hunt.
When they stopped he said to the old man : Sure is Christmas, give me óne good reason for speeding and I will let You off the hook !
The speeder said, with a smile: Well, my wife left me for a police a year ago
and I was worried that it was You and that You wanted to return her !
No ticket that day :-lsanta
Lol, brilliant.:)
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Working fine then, have a great trip
LOL :-rolling
Very Good! :-elf Here's one... A Horse Walks into a Bar...Barman says 'Why the Long Face? :-eball
A couple of Christmas crackers there ;) - but why are men always making jokes about their wives - past and present?
(Need to get busy finding some husband/ex-husband ones now!)
Catherine, if you want a joke about men: -
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't."
"The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him)."
"When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him."
***disclaimer*** the reproduction of these jokes does not mean belief in any of the sentiments demonstrated here... except perhaps for the first one ;)
But for some more 'cracker' jokes:
-What is black and white and noisy? A zebra with a drum kit
-What lies in a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby
-What is green and stands in the corner? A naughty frog
-Why can't a bike stand up by itself? Because it's two-tired
-What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible
...and one of my faves:
-What do you call a blind dinosaur? A doyouthinkhesawus :-hoho:-hoho:-hoho
Louise, (re. the husband jokes) :-hoho:-HaHaHa:-rolling